Matt Damon Is Brett Kavanaugh In SNL’s Season Opener

Matt Damon Appears as Brett Kavanaugh in ‘Saturday Night Live’ Premiere (Watch)

The hit sketch show returned for it's 44th season on Saturday (September 29) - and had Matt Damon stop by to portray Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

Damon mastered Kavanaugh's blustering remarks, complete with tearful references to his high school calendar.

The "Jason Bourne" actor didn't hold back as the cold open touched on everything from Kavanaugh's repeated statements of liking beer to sharing and discussing his personal calendar from the '80s and yearbook entries. Kavanaugh has denied the accusations.

"He's usually a "keg is half full" kind of guy", he insists. "I'll tell you this - I'm gonna start at an 11 and I'm gonna take it to a 15 real quick".

Damon's Kavanaugh, who was viciously drinking glasses of water and was either yelling in a blind rage or crying, said that his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, had no real evidence. These attractive, creepy calendars about lifting weights with P.J. And Squee and donkey Donald Doug.

She went on: "Did you ever drink too many beers?" Chuck Grassley, Aidy Bryant as Rachel Mitchell (the prosecutor hired to oversee the testimonies), Kate McKinnon as Sen.

The sketch also featured SNL alumna Rachel Dratch as Democratic senator Amy Klobuchar, as well as regular cast members Alex Moffat as Sen.

Damon finished the opening act with a little warning reminding us that "if you think I'm angry now just wait until I get on that Supreme Court - because then you're all going to pay". Lindsey Graham, who delivered an impassioned speech in defense of Kavanaugh, wrapped her speech by saying, "This is my audition for Mr. Trump's cabinet and also for a regional production of 'The Crucible'". Asked if he was ready to proceed with questions, he said, "I will not dignify this hearing with words".

"Well guess what, I'm not backing down, you sons of bitches".

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